Bug's Bleat - - GCF: Doctor! Doctor!

Volume 10, Issue 34 Friday, August 22, 2008

Hello All,

I received my US Bank DHHS OPHEP NDMS DMAT Travel Card last Friday. According to the lady in Washington, I became a federal employee on Sunday, August 17. Of course, as a DMAT member, I only get paid if I’m deployed to a disaster. So, unless y’all can whip up a crisis, I now have a nice piece of plastic to put in my storage pocket.
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I’ve been a connoisseur of acronyms for years, and the closer you get to the “feds” the more you use them. Now that I R 1, I can translate the acronym above as: Department of Health and Human Services (DHHS), Office of Public Health Emergency Preparedness (OPHEP), National Disaster Medical System (NDMS), and Disaster Medical Assistance Team (DMAT). And my team is “AR-1"
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For those who aren’t familiar with Disaster Medical Assistance Teams, especially AR-1, here’s a little explanation;
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The National Disaster Medical System is a valuable source of dedicated medical professionals cited by the U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) as the U.S. federal government's primary civilian medical response asset. The mission of NDMS is to provide "state of the art medical care under any conditions at a disaster site, in transit from [an] impacted area, and into participating definitive care facilities."
NDMS Disaster Medical Assistance Teams (DMATs) come from around the nation to assist in the medical response to disasters. The teams are trained to offer hospital-level specialty medical care. One mobile DMAT hospital that had been developed through the Office of Homeland Security after September 11, 2001, has 113 beds, digital radiology, satellite internet, ultrasound, and a full pharmacy sized to use 100 surgeons and paramedics.
During Hurricane Katrina, Nineteen DMATs and other NDMS teams were pre-positioned in the Gulf Coast area prior to Katrina; as the storm passed, those teams and others (including AR-1) from around the country were able to move into affected regions. Despite these many difficulties and barriers, Hurricane Katrina demonstrated the ability and commitment of the DMAT members to care for patients under harsh conditions. DMAT medical providers were highly flexible and able to improvise in many instances when standard medical equipment and facilities were unavailable.
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As well as providing medical care after Hurricane Katrina, AR-1 has served at Ground Zero in New York, at the Olympics, in the Caribbean after Hurricanes, and other national and regional disasters.
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Here’s a DMAT site of interest: [http://www.bdu.com/] A good place for uniforms.
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The Shreveport Times published a story on our fair town titled “Magnolia offers day-trip fun” You can see it at [http://www.shreveporttimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/200808100200/LIVING/808070327]
Thanks to Claiborne for sharing this with us.
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Our Centerpoint Energy Natural Gas bill this month was $18.07. Annette figures our new water heater is saving us “at least” $14.00.
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Speaking of saving energy, Amtrak ridership is at record highs across the country. In Illinois, ridership from October to July, 2008, was up 19 percent compared to the same period a year before. [http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-il-amtrakfunding-gla,0,6351463.story]
As we’ve explained before, trains average about 100 miles to a gallon of fuel when compared to the payload of a vehicle on the roads. So, riding the train can save money, fuel and reduce your carbon footprint. But there is a problem; there aren't enough passenger cars to meet rising demand.
Amtrak's aging fleet includes 1,500 cars and 400 locomotives. But to keep pace with rising demand Amtrak says it needs to double the size of that fleet over the next decade. However, currently, Amtrak doesn't even have enough money to refurbish old cars, never mind to buy new ones. An Amtrak reauthorization bill that passed the House and Senate could help, but President Bush has threatened to veto it.
Folks, we’ve got to wake our legislative and executive branches of government up. Money spent on reducing energy usage, will pay us back many times over. With a trip to Little Rock requiring a second mortgage to pay for the gas, I’d love to be able to hop on a train at Prescott and let them do the driving.
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I advocate building dual high speed rail road’s in the medians of the interstates. This would put access to mass transit in the population centers most likely to use it. In Arkansas, we already have an Amtrak route that follows I-30 from the Texas state line to Little Rock.
Then, once the trains are in place, some enterprising folks will make a mint renting electric or hybrid cars at the train stations for day commuters to use. We could ride up, rent a car, do our business and catch the evening train back south.
I know it will work because my mother used to ride the train to Shreveport to shop. Once in the city, she rode the electric trolleys around town and then rode the “doodle bug” back to Taylor in the evening.
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Update on Nick Bradley - Bryan Bradley's Son

Nick is doing well. He has had several surgeries for the injuries he suffered, but will pull through okay.
Bryan and his family want to express their deepest gratitude for all the prayers, calls and support, and they wish to ask for your continued thoughts and prayers during the rest of Nick's rehabilitation.
An account for Nick, his wife Chantel, and Khaila, 2 yrs, was opened for them at Farmer's Bank & Trust for anyone that would like to help the family will the extra expenses they will incur during his extended rehab in Washington.

Staff Sgt. Nick Bradley’s address at Walter Reed Medical Center, courtesy of his parents:
Bradley, Staff, Sgt. Nick B
WD 57 RM 41
6900 Georgia Ave., NW
Washington, D.C. 20307
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http://www.awcc.state.ar.us/
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DarynKagan.com - - Gold Medal Moms
http://darynkagan.demo.nimbussoftware.com/sports/stories/sp_080822_goldmedalmom.html
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On Saturday, August 16 Bob Taylor, the "Baby of the "Super Seven" children born to Fort, Sr. & Mary E. Taylor, turned 80 years old. Toni & Terri invited us cousins to all come together and celebrate his great life. Annette and I arrived just in time for a great BBQ lunch and then enjoyed the fellowship. We had to get back to Magnolia but there was loads of lake fun for the younger set that stayed that afternoon.
I understand that there are differences in the way folks see family. Many people have little to tie them to their hometown and they often have little extended family. However, I was raised in a large extended family. We lived in Taylor and, after my father died, we moved in with my grandmother and Uncle Bob.
On the same street I had three other sets of Uncles and Aunts (Uncle Willard and Aunt Mary Joyce, Uncle Paul and Aunt Jerry and Uncle Cecil and Aunt Gertrude.) And, on Sunday afternoon, Uncle Fort and Aunt Mertice and Uncle Hoot and Aunt Margie often came to visit.
In addition to the “Super Seven” kids of Miss Mary, my cousins, Henry Lee, Polly, Dinah Sue, Charles, Donna Gail, and Bill, also lived on the street. And, on Sundays, you could add Bain and Ronnie to that group.
So, there was no shortage of family to play with, visit, follow around and be supervised by. Since “Who You Are Is Where You Where When” I find that I’m very comfortable when I’m with my cousins and their families. To me, Taylor, Arkansas is equivalent to “Shang-Ri-La”. A place of smiles, memories and simple joys.
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The Lighthouse Church Report:

This Weeks Guest, Scott Marriott

There was tremendous debate among Christians in the early days of the Charismatic Movement. Theological debates about being born again, receiving the Holy Spirit, etc. To me it’s a very simple question. OK, if you received the Holy Spirit where’s the power? Jesus said you will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes upon you. Where’s the power in your life and where’s the power in your church. Where’s the evidence of the power, what are you doing with the power, where’s the fruit of the power? Some people say that the gifts of the Spirit are not for today. But it’s only because they don’t use the gifts or experience them. But there are people all over the world that are experiencing them, and discovering that they are for today.

It’s amazing what we can do in the church to reduce everything to the level of our experience instead of understanding that God wants to raise the level of our experience to the level of His word. If it’s in God’s word then God wants us to know it, and to do it and to experience it. So His commission is very simple. Go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, Son and the Holy Spirit. And teaching them to obey everything I have commanded you. Well what did He command them? Go and preach the gospel of the Kingdom, go and heal the sick, raise the dead, cleanse the lepers, cast out demons, freely you have received freely give. That’s a command he gave to the disciples and to the Church. What a privilege it is these days to seek God not for ourselves but to be more effective as a Church. The more we pour out of ourselves to God on behalf of those we are called to reach with the Gospel, the more effective we will be in reaching the world with the Gospel. Why has God in-powered us by His Holy Spirit? It’s to do the job. And to do the job is to make disciples, not to just get more people to come to Church. Where everyone can say how nice it is and how safe it is. Who wants to be a safe people? It wasn’t safe in N.T. times. It’s not safe in China. Why should it be safe to be a Christian here? What’s wrong with us if it’s safe? What are we missing? What aren’t we doing that we should be doing if it’s safe, nice and comfortable? Somehow we have missed the essence of what it is all about.

Jesus is the most radical person that ever walked the face of the earth. How can we say we follow Jesus if we aren’t radical? You can’t follow a radical leader or be a disciple of a radical if you yourself aren’t radical.

Well that’s good for now. I’ll leave this soapbox alone and pick up on something else next time.

http://www.scottmarriott.com/

http://thelighthousechurch.publishpath.com/
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NIOSH: The National Institute for Environmental and Occupational Health will be hosting a workshop on “No Fit Test” Respirator research, as part of an effort to improve current and future respirator designs including the long-term possibility of moving away from current fit-testing requirements, while preserving user protection. [http://www.cdc.gov/niosh/blog/nsb080408_nofittest.html]
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If you don’t have a clue about water shortages worldwide and how it’s going to eventually (or sooner) cause problems here in the US “state and local governments in the U.S. have to address the realization that the water arrangements they've relied on for decades are no longer sufficient.” check out this article [http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/08/21/world-water-week-2/]
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O.K. If you won’t worry about water, how about Bees? - - Doing too Little to Save the Bees
August 19, 2008 in Environmental Health by Liz Borkowski
We’ve written before about the alarming rate of bee death (or colony collapse disorder) around the world, and last week the British Beekeepers’ Association revealed that one in three of the UK’s honeybee hives failed to survive the winter and spring.
Now, the Natural Resources Defense Council says that a new class of pesticides might be playing a role in bees’ destruction – but the EPA won’t turn over relevant studies. Jane Kay reports in the San Francisco Chronicle:
The Natural Resources Defense Council wants to see the studies that the EPA required when it approved a pesticide made by Bayer CropScience five years ago. …
Clothianidin is the pesticide at the center of controversy. It is used to coat corn, sugar beet and sorghum seeds and is part of a class of pesticides called neonicotinoids. The pesticide was blamed for bee deaths in France and Germany, which also is dealing with a colony collapse. Those two countries have suspended its use until further study. An EPA fact sheet from 2003 says clothianidin has the potential for toxic chronic exposure to honey bees, as well as other pollinators, through residues in nectar and pollen.
The EPA granted conditional registration for clothianidin in 2003 and at the same time required that Bayer CropScience submit studies on chronic exposure to honeybees, including a complete worker bee lifecycle study as well as an evaluation of exposure and effects to the queen, the group said.
NRDC lawyer Aaron Congelo notes that we don’t even know whether the studies were turned in to EPA at all. The organization filed a Freedom of Information Act request with the agency, and followed with the lawsuit when EPA missed the 20-business-day deadline for responding.
It’s unlikely that a particular pesticide is solely responsible for the problem of bees’ death, but it might be a factor. Given how much our diets and economy depend on bees – they pollinate roughly one-third of the human diet, and $15 billion of U.S. crops – it’s worthwhile for government agencies to be tackling this problem from every possible angle.
In fact, NRDC is also asking supporters to send emails from its website to the USDA, urging that agency to take full advantage of the $20 million that it now gets each year for bee research and related work.
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2487638612433437293&q=Vetera
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I know everyone has a different opinion on the war and our current President. But, this article makes a lot of sense, and I hope you will take 2 minutes and read it and give it some thought. I have never seen the 'situation' expressed any better in words! Recently I was talking to a friend about the upcoming election and the candidates. As we ended our discussion he said 'the only decision you have to make is who you want sitting in that seat in the White House when - not if - we get hit again and millions of American lives are put at risk!'

This is from : 'You ain't gonna like losing.' Author unknown.

President Bush did make a bad mistake in the war on terrorism. But the mistake was not his decision to go to war in Iraq.
Bush's mistake came in his belief that this country is the same one his father fought for in WWII. It is not.
Back then, they had just come out of a vicious depression. The country was steeled by the hardship of that depression, but they still believed fervently in this country They knew that the people had elected their leaders, so it was the people's duty to back those leaders.
Therefore, when the war broke out the people came together, rallied behind, and stuck with their leaders, whether they had voted for them or not or whether the war was going badly or not.
And war was just as distasteful and the anguish just as great then as it is today. Often there were more casualties in one day in WWII than we have had in the entire Iraq war. But that did not matter. The people stuck with the President because it was their patriotic duty. Americans put aside their differences in WWII and worked together to win that war.
Everyone from every strata of society, from young to old pitched in. Small children pulled little wagons around to gather scrap metal for the war effort. Grade school students saved their pennies to buy stamps for war bonds to help the effort.
Men who were too old or medically 4F lied about their age or condition trying their best to join the military. Women doubled their work to keep things going at home. Harsh rationing of everything from gasoline to soap, to butter was imposed, yet there was very little complaining.
You never heard prominent people on the radio belittling the President. Interestingly enough in those days there were no fat cat actors and entertainers who ran off to visit and fawn over dictators of hostile countries and complain to them about our President Instead, they made upbeat films and entertained our troops to help the troops' morale. And a bunch even enlisted.
And imagine this: Teachers in schools actually started the day off with a Pledge of Allegiance, and with prayers for our country and our troops!
Back then, no newspaper would have dared point out certain weak spots in our cities where bombs could be set off to cause the maximum damage. No newspaper would have dared complain about what we were doing to catch spies.
A newspaper would have been laughed out of existence if it had complained that German or Japanese soldiers were being 'tortured' by being forced to wear women's underwear, or subjected to interrogation by a woman, or being scared by a dog or did not have air conditioning.
There were a lot of things different back then. We were not subjected to a constant bombardment of pornography, perversion and promiscuity in movies or on radio. We did not have legions of crack heads, dope pushers and armed gangs roaming our streets.
No, President Bush did not make a mistake in his handling of terrorism. He made the mistake of believing that we still had the courage and fortitude of our fathers. He believed that this was still the country that our fathers fought so dearly to preserve.
It is not the same country. It is now a cross between Sodom and Gomorra and the land of Oz. We did unite for a short while after 9/11, but our attitude changed when we found out that defending our country would require some sacrifices.
We ARE in great danger. The terrorists are fanatic Muslims. They believe that it is okay, even their duty, to kill anyone who will not convert to Islam. It has been estimated that about one third or over three hundred million Muslims are sympathetic to the terrorists cause... Hitler and Tojo combined did not have nearly that many potential recruits. So.. We either win it - or lose it - and you ain't gonna like losing!

America is not at war. The military is at war. America is at the mall.

Thanks to Ricky and Sarah Shepherd
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Each week the Defense Department highlights military personnel who have gone above and beyond in the war. [http://www.defenselink.mil/heroes/] - - James Witkowski - - Hometown: Surprise, AZ - - Awarded: Silver Star

In the early morning hours of October 26, 2005, Sgt. Witkowski and 100 soldiers were traveling in a supply convoy from Camp Anaconda near Balad, Iraq, to a forward operating base northeast of Kirkuk. As the line of vehicles slowly maneuvered down a four–lane highway, suddenly, several improvised explosive devices (IEDs) detonated as the soldiers were passing through a small village. Before the dust settled, insurgents hiding behind a sand berm poured down a rain of fire, using small arms and rocket propelled grenades.

As the convoy struggled to make it through the mile-long ambush, Witkowski, who was manning the gun in the turret of a Humvee, kept firing on the attackers. As Witkowski continued firing, he noticed that a grenade had suddenly landed inside his turret. Witkowski had a split second to make a decision: jump out of the vehicle, endangering his unknowing comrades, or shelter the grenade’s terrible explosion. For Witkowski, the choice was simple. Shouting for his fellow soldiers to get down, he covered the grenade with his body, shielding the other soldiers from the blast. Witkowski took the full brunt of the detonation, saving the lives of the three soldiers in the Humvee. Despite being hit with shrapnel, the driver and two other soldiers continued through the ambush, arriving at their destination with only minor injuries.

Thanks to the sacrifice and heroism of Sergeant James Witkowski, all of the soldiers in his Humvee survived the attack that day. For his actions, Witkowski was posthumously awarded the Silver Star on November 21st, 2005.
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The latest from Michael Yon, the foremost “milnews” blogger on the web.
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America Supports You: Radio Program Hosts Freedom Walk Talk

By Samantha L. Quigley
American Forces Press Service

WASHINGTON, Aug. 15, 2008 – Listeners who log on to listen to Stardust Radio’s “Talking with Heroes” program on Aug. 17 will learn how they can honor veterans past and present and commemorate the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks. The show’s host, Bob Calvert, will welcome Roxie Merritt, spokeswoman for the Defense Department’s America Supports You program and director of New Media and Community Relations for the Office of the Assistant Secretary of Defense for Public Affairs. Merritt’s community relations staff is responsible for organizing this year’s fourth annual National America Supports You Freedom Walk here while hundreds of others are being planned nationwide and overseas.

“It means so much to our troops serving all over the world to see this kind of support coming from their communities,” Merritt said. “The military, in a lot of ways, is about community, and local actions like this have a huge impact on morale.”

The America Supports You Freedom Walk tradition began in 2005 as a way for Americans to reflect on the lives lost Sept. 11, to remember those who responded, to honor veterans past and present, and to renew commitment to freedom and the values of the United States. So far, 231 walks have been registered, including at least one in all 50 states and 13 overseas areas.

The country pulled together in the aftermath of the Sept. 11 attacks, and the ongoing support for the troops is amazing, Merritt said. But, she added, the America Supports You Freedom Walks are something special.

“These are personal, community-based efforts, and to have schools and young people taking part in them sends the message, ‘We -- this particular community -- we know what you’re doing, we know why you’re doing it, and we’re grateful,’” Merritt said.

Merritt will be joined on the radio program by six guests who are organizing America Supports You Freedom Walks in their states.

One of those guests, Joey Rizzolo, 13, has written a kids’ guide to planning the walks and will share plans for his second walk in Paramus, N.J. Shelle Michaels from North Dakota, Nancy Magoon from the Daegu American School in Daegu, South Korea, and Olga Vaca Durr from the Killeen, Texas, school district, will share their plans to host walks in their states as well.

The sixth guest, Dani Lamana, is planning an America Supports You Freedom Walk in Baton Rouge, La. The walks are important to Lamana, who lost her brother in the attack on the Pentagon.

“Talking with Heroes” can be heard live at 9 p.m. EDT Sundays on Stardust Radio, a media affiliate of America Supports You, a Defense Department program connecting citizens and companies with service members and their families serving at home and abroad.

Those interested in participating in the national 2008 America Supports You Freedom Walk on Sept. 7 can register through the America Supports You Web site. The walk is scheduled to begin at 9 a.m. at the Women’s Memorial in Arlington National Cemetery, and will end in the Pentagon’s south parking lot, adjacent to the site where American Airlines Flight 77 crashed into the Pentagon. A musical tribute is being planned to conclude the event.
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23 August 2008

I hope to land in Afghanistan tomorrow, but as for tonight, I'm stuck in a hotel reading everything I can devour on Iraq and Afghanistan. An interesting interview with General Petraeus surfaced. General Petraeus has always been objective in his communications with me. I see in this Newsweek exclusive, that General Petraeus is again dampening expectations. I've seen him do it over and over. Now isn't that amazing? An American General who actually makes it a point to dampen press enthusiasm. But while delivering the raw truth, General Petraeus gains enormous credibility with journalists, who then reach untold millions of people. I remember stepping off his helicopter one night before he roared away into the Iraqi night. Just before I took off the headset and unbuckled my seat belt, General Petraeus said something like, "No Victory Dances." I stepped out and his darkened helicopter disappeared into the night, nearly knocking me over with the rotor wash. General Petraeus has enormous press credibility because he delivers the good, the bad and the ugly.

Now for General Petraeus:
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Gen. David Petraeus is due to relinquish his role as the commanding general in Iraq in mid-September, moving up to head CENTCOM, the U.S. military's Central Command, in overall charge of the conflicts in both Iraq and Afghanistan. He sat down for an hour and a half this week with NEWSWEEK's Rod Nordland, at the general's office in the American Embassy, in Saddam's old Republican Palace. Excerpts:

Click [http://www.newsweek.com/id/154597] to read the entire article by Rod Norland in Newsweek.

Your correspondent,
Michael

Http://www.michaelyon-online.com/index.php
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The last two weeks we watched [Ratings are my own]:
The Man from Snowy River (1982) [8.5] Starring Tom Burlinson ... Kirk Douglas ... Sigrid Thornton
Return to Snowy River (1988) [6.5] Starring Tom Burlinson ... Sigrid Thornton ... Brian Dennehy
The Holiday (2006) [8.5] Starring Cameron Diaz ... Kate Winslet ... Jude Law ... Jack Black
Becoming Jane (2007) [8.0] Starring Anne Hathaway ... James McAvoy ... Julie Walters
The Other Side of Heaven (2001) [8.5] Starring Christopher Gorham ... Anne Hathaway ... Joe Folau
The Bucket List (2007) [8.0] Starring Jack Nicholson ... Morgan Freeman
My Mom's New Boyfriend (2008) [8.0] Starring Antonio Banderas ... Meg Ryan ... Colin Hanks
The Violent Men (1955) [6.5] Starring Glenn Ford ... Barbara Stanwyck ... Edward G. Robinson
Htich (2005) [8.5] Starring Will Smith ... Eva Mendes ... Kevin James ... Amber Valletta
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The last two weeks we read; “Judgment day” / by Sheldon Siegel, The enemy : a Jack Reacher novel / Lee Child
We’re currently reading; Jungle rules : a true story of Marine justice in Vietnam / Charles W. Henderson.
We intend to read; First daughter / Eric Van Lustbader. & Mr. Monk goes to Germany / Lee Goldberg.
We recommend: Jungle rules : a true story of Marine justice in Vietnam / Charles W. Henderson.
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The photos on the front of this week’s “Bleat” include shots from Uncle Bob’s Birthday Party last Saturday.
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Our photos are posted at http://www.bugsbleatphotos.blogspot.com.
If you want to see more photos of April’s train wreck in Magnolia, go to http://www.bugsbleattw.blogspot.com/
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Dr. Pat Antoon’s Address:
Pat Antoon 06669-010
Federal Prison Camp
P.O. Box 9300
Texarkana, TX 75505
Be sure and keep him in your prayers.
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Recipe(s) of the week - - - Lemon-Thyme Chicken with Heirloom Tomato Salad Recipe courtesy Sam Talbot, 2008


4 boneless skinless chicken breasts, cut in half crosswise
1 lemon
4 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil, plus more for frying
4 fresh thyme sprigs
2 garlic cloves, finely chopped
1 pound mixed heirloom tomatoes
2 tablespoons red wine vinegar
Kosher salt
Freshly ground black pepper
Fresh basil leaves


Put the chicken into a shallow dish. Grate the zest from the lemon over the chicken. Cut the lemon in half and squeeze over the juice. Add 3 tablespoons of the oil along with the thyme, and garlic. Mix everything together so the chicken is well coated with all the flavorings. Cover and let sit for 30 minutes, or refrigerate for up to 4 hours.
While the chicken is marinating, prepare the tomato salad: Cut the tomatoes into 1/2-inch pieces and put them into a bowl. Add the vinegar, and remaining 1 tablespoon olive oil. Season, to taste, with salt and pepper, tear in the basil leaves, and gently mix to combine.

When you are ready to cook, remove the chicken from the marinade, scrape off the herbs, and season with salt and pepper. Heat a large skillet over medium-high heat and put a thin coating of olive oil into it. Cook the chicken, working in batches if necessary, until it is golden brown and cooked through, about 3 to 4 minutes per side. Remove the chicken from the pan and let it rest for 5 minutes.

To serve, place 2 pieces of chicken onto a plate, and spoon 1/4 of the tomato salad over the chicken. Spoon on some of the tomato juices as well. Repeat with the remaining chicken and tomatoes and serve.

Nutritional analysis per serving:

Calories 225; Total Fat 10 g; (Sat Fat 1.6 g, Mono Fat 6.5 g, Poly Fat 1.3 g) ; Protein 28g; Carb 5 g; Fiber 1.5 g; Cholesterol 68 mg; Sodium 83 mg

Food Exchanges per serving:
Very Lean Meat: 3 1/2; Vegetables: 1; Fat: 1 1/2
Copyright © 2006 Television Food Network, G.P., http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/cda/recipe_print/0,1946,FOOD_9936_195131_PRINT-RECIPE-FULL-PAGE,00.html
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BreakPoint
Courage of Conviction
By Chuck Colson
8/15/2008
Bush in Beijing

I know President Bush to be a man of courage and of deep Christian faith. So several weeks ago, when I read press reports that he was going to the Beijing Olympics merely as a “sports fan,” I was dismayed. And I said so over the airwaves.

Echoing Congressman Frank Wolf (R-Va.), one of the most vigorous defenders of human rights in the U.S. government, I urged the president to use the world’s greatest stage—the Olympics—to press the Chinese on their abysmal human-rights record. I suggested that the president might follow in the footsteps of another courageous man, Ronald Reagan, who spoke out about religious freedom at the Danilov Monastery in front of Soviet Premier Mikhail Gorbachev in 1988.

Well, I need not have worried.

President Bush spoke out—firmly, positively, and for all the world to hear and see.

In Bangkok, on the eve of his visit to Beijing, the president made his stance very clear. “The United States,” he said, “believes the people of China deserve the fundamental liberty that is the natural right of all human beings. So America,” he continued, “stands in firm opposition to China’s detention of political dissidents, human-rights advocates, and religious activists.”

Not content to level his criticism from afar, President Bush stood next to Chinese President Hu in Beijing’s Great Hall of the People and said the following: “It is important that social, political, and religious freedoms grow in China. A society which recognizes religious freedom is a society which will recognize political freedom as well.”

The president also worshiped with Chinese Christians at the Beijing Kuanjie Protestant Christian Church. After the service, the president told worshipers, “God is love, and no state, man, or woman should fear the influence of loving religion.”

The Chinese leadership was not pleased. As reported in the New York Times, the “Chinese Foreign Ministry issued a curt statement that bristled with anger over ‘any words or acts that interfere in other countries’ internal affairs.’”

The statement went on to say that “The Chinese government puts people first, and is dedicated to maintaining and promoting its citizens’ basic rights and freedom. Chinese citizens have freedom of religion. These are indisputable facts.” Sure.

How could the Chinese ministry say this with a straight face? In the lead up to the Olympics, China redoubled its efforts to sweep political dissidents off the streets and into jail cells. And if people come first in China, well, I guess the people of Tibet are not really people. And China’s suppression of the Christian house church movement and harassment of Christians in general are well documented by organizations like the Rutherford Institute and Freedom House.

So, President Bush, I salute you for speaking out on behalf of the oppressed, not just as you have done in China, but as you have done throughout your administration. And thank you for advancing the cause of religious freedom, not only in China, but around the world.
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Real-Life Responsibility
By Chuck Colson
8/22/2008
No-Spin at Joe Gibbs Racing

You may have seen ads for an insurance company touting its commitment to responsibility. They feature people doing the right thing, such as returning lost property and helping strangers, simply because it is the right thing to do.

The ads have struck a nerve with the public—probably because personal responsibility is not one of the defining traits of our age.

There is another, equally important, aspect of good character and responsibility: that is, owning up to your mistakes and transgressions. Happily, there are real-world examples of this kind of responsibility in, of all places, the race track.

Earlier this year NASCAR ordered one team to reduce the horsepower generated by its engines in an attempt to make races more competitive. That team had won more than half of the races this season.

Compliance with the order was determined by what is known as a “chassis dynamometer” test—or “dyno test” for short.

In the competitive world of auto racing, where money, prestige, and pride are always on the line, such an order does not go down very well. Mechanics and technicians who have spent countless hours perfecting their cars might resent this attempt to level the playing field. They might even put a kind of moral spin on the issue: It is “unfair,” maybe even “un-American,” to “punish” excellence in this way.

So it comes as no surprise that someone might try to disobey the order while appearing to be in compliance by fooling the dynamometer. And that is exactly what happened: During “chassis dyno” tests after a recent race in Michigan, NASCAR inspectors found that the team’s mechanics had rigged the cars to appear as if they were in compliance when they were not. In other words, they cheated.

While the cheating is not surprising, the name of the team is: Joe Gibbs Racing. It is surprising because Gibbs is an outspoken Christian who has gone into prisons with me. I know Joe well and respect his character and integrity—they are unimpeachable.

That is why I was not surprised at what followed: While neither Joe nor his son J. D. had any clue as to what their employees were doing, they took “full responsibility” for their employees’ actions.

Joe said that the incident “goes against everything we stand for as an organization.” He added that “we will take full responsibility and accept any penalties NASCAR levies against us.”

That’s it: no evasion, no excuses, no spin. It stands in marked contrast to the evasions and “damage control” we hear and read about all the time. People caught breaking the law or behaving badly blame everything from dyslexia, their disadvantaged upbringing, and even acid reflux for their failings. When they do acknowledge fault, they seek to mitigate their responsibility by citing “extenuating” circumstances—or, as we see with politicians, regularly they call sin just a “mistake.”

It is not just celebrities and politicians. Americans talk about responsibility, but we are all-too-eager to pass the blame along, especially if there is punishment involved.

That is why I so admire Joe Gibbs’s willingness to take his punishment without qualifiers. Joe and family are not only doing the right thing, they are setting a real-world example for the rest of us to emulate. Thank you, Joe, for your Christian witness and teaching the rest of us a lesson.

For Further Reading and Information

Mark Ashenfelter, “Nationwide Teams Irked by Alleged Gibbs Racing Team’s Cheating,” ESPN, 17 August 2008.

“NASCAR Uncovers Cheating by Joe Gibbs Racing after Nationwide Race,” Sports Illustrated, 17 August 2008.

“Gibbs Racing Caught Cheating, Facing Sanctions,” Washington Post, 18 August 2008, E02.

Regis Nicoll, “Cheating Explained . . . Finally!” The Point, 18 August 2008.

Andrew G. Simpson, “For Liberty Mutual, Insurance Customers’ Values Have Value,” Insurance Journal, 7 August 2008.

“President and Mrs. Bush Attend Church Services in Beijing,” White House Office of the Press Secretary, 10 August 2008.

BreakPoint Commentary No. 080715, “China and a Watching World: The Beijing Olympics.”

BreakPoint Commentary No. 080731, “Bush, China, and the Olympics: A Stage for Human Rights.”

Jack Chang, “Bush Urges Religious and Political Freedoms in Meeting with Chinese Leaders,” Kansas City Star, 14 August 2008.

“Bush’s Winning Appearance at Olympic Games in Beijing,” Tampa Tribune, 12 August 2008.

Catherina Hurlburt, “16 Days of Atrocity,” The Point, 14 August 2008.

Gina Dalfonzo, “Understatement of the Week,” The Point, 14 August 2008.

Catherina Hurlburt, “When Not to Turn the Other Cheek,” The Point, 12 August 2008.

Kristine Steakley, “Carrying the Torch,” The Point, 7 August 2008.

Anne Morse, “Pray, Pray, Pray,” The Point, 23 July 2008.

“Dissident Jailed ahead of Olympics,” Radio Free Asia, 21 July 2008.

“China: New Incidences of Human Rights Abuses in Run-Up to the Beijing Olympics Revealed,” Amnesty International, 30 April 2007.

“Bush Presses China about Trade, Human Rights,” MSNBC, 20 November 2005.

“President Attends Church Service at Gangwashi Church in Beijing, China,” White House Office of the Press Secretary, 20 November 2005.

Steve Lee Myers, “Bush Praises China but Continues Rebuke during Embassy Dedication in Beijing,” New York Times, 7 August 2008.

John W. Whitehead, “Chinese Totalitarianism, American-Style,” Rutherford Institute, 31 July 2008.

See the Freedom House resource on China and the Olympics.

© 2008 Prison Fellowship - - http://www.breakpoint.org/
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Words of the Week:
vexillology: the study of flags.
tittle-tattle: idle, trifling talk.
exalt: to praise, glorify, or honor.
provenance: origin; source.
enervate: to weaken.
chichi: affectedly trendy.
lackadaisical: lacking spirit or liveliness.
blackguard: a scoundrel.
supernumerary: exceeding a necessary or usual number.
philter: a love potion.
knell: the stoke of a bell tolled at a funeral.
aestival: of or belonging to the summer.
bruit: To report; to noise abroad.
juju: an object superstitiously believed to embody magical powers.
Hobson's choice: a choice without an alternative.
from Dictionary.Com

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"Life improves slowly and goes wrong fast, and only catastrophe is clearly visible." - Edward Teller

"Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing." - Albert Schweitzer

"Great men are rarely isolated mountain-peaks; they are the summits of ranges." - Thomas Wentworth Higginson

"God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December." - J.M. Barrie

"A belief which leaves no place for doubt is not a belief; it is a superstition." - Jose Bergamin

"When you do say Yes, say it quickly. But always take a half hour to say No, so you can understand the other fellow's side." - Francis Cardinal Spellman

"We are reformers in spring and summer; in autumn and winter, we stand by the old; reformers in the morning, conservers at night." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Mistakes are at the very base of human thought ... feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack of being wrong, we could never get anything useful done." - Lewis Thomas

"Men who seek happiness are like drunkards who can never find their house but are sure that they have one." - Voltaire

"Human beings will be happier - not when they cure cancer or get to Mars or eliminate racial prejudice or flush Lake Erie but when they find ways to inhabit primitive communities again. That's my utopia." - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

"What most people don't seem to realize is that there is just as much money to be made out of the wreckage of a civilization as from the upbuilding of one." - Margaret Mitchell

"The English people believes itself to be free; it is gravely mistaken; it is free only during election of members of parliament; as soon as the members are elected, the people is enslaved; it is nothing. In the brief moment of its freedom, the English people makes such a use of that freedom that it deserves to lose it." - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

"Personally, I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught." - Winston Churchill

"We must take our friends as they are." - James Boswell
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GCF: Doctor! Doctor!

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A mother takes her son to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, I'd like you to evaluate my 13 year-old son."

"He's suffering from a transient psychosis with an intermittent rage disorder, punctuated by episodic radical mood swings, but his prognosis is good for full recovery."

"How can you say all that without even meeting him?"

"Didn't you say he was 13?"
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GCF: Spaghetti Sauce

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Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving. In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat on the counter all day. She was worried about spoilage, but it was too late to cook up another batch. She called the local Poison Control Center and voiced her concern. They advised Becky to boil the sauce again.

That night, the phone rang during dinner, and one of the guests volunteered to answer it. Becky's face dropped as the guest called out, "It's the Poison Control Center. They want to know how the spaghetti sauce turned out."
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GCF: Good Samaritan

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A Sunday School teacher was telling the story of the Good Samaritan to her class of 4 & 5 year-olds. She was making it as vivid as possible to keep the children interested in her tale.

At one point, she asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the roadside all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?"

A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, "I think I'd throw up."
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GCF: You Know You're a Mom When ...

Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Jean) -Tom
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You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal.

You have time to shave only one leg at a time.

You hide in the bathroom to be alone.

Your kid throws up and you catch it.

Someone else's kid throws up at a party. You keep eating.

You've mastered the art of placing large quantities of pancakes and eggs on a plate without anything touching.

Your child insists that you read "Once Upon a Potty" out loud in the lobby of Grand Central Station and you do it.

You cling to the high moral ground on toy weapons; your child chews his toast into the shape of a gun.

You hope ketchup is a vegetable, since it's the only one your child eats.

You can't bear the thought of your son's first girlfriend.

You hate the thought of his wife even more.

You find yourself cutting your husband's sandwiches into cute shapes.

You can't bear to give away baby clothes - it's so final.

You hear your mother's voice coming out of your mouth when you say, "NOT in your good clothes!"

You stop criticizing the way your mother raised you.

You donate to charities in the hope that your child won't get that disease.

You hire a sitter because you haven't been out with your husband in ages, then spend half the night checking on the kids.

You use your own saliva to clean your child's face.

You say at least once a day, "I'm not cut out for this job", but you know you wouldn't trade it for anything.
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GCF: That Would Explain It

Found at The Shark Tank (Computerworld) -Tom
http://blogs.computerworld.com/that_would_explain_it_0?source=NLT_SHARK&nlid=6
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IT worker at a small hospital gets a tech-support call from the lab department. "Apparently they had been having trouble faxing reports for a few days," says the tech. "They finally decided to call me to see if I could fix the problem."

He heads down to the department, asks the usual troubleshooting questions and scrolls through the log entries on the PC that reports are faxed from. There's just one error message, about a file not found. The tech reinstalls the fax service and tries faxing again. No luck.

Then he remembers that he's working with a fax modem, and that there might be a clue in the sound coming over the wire. Not surprisingly, the lab personnel have turned the volume off so they don't have to listen to the modem's screech all day.

The tech turns it back on and tries faxing one more time. "After I stopped laughing, I asked the lab manager to come in and listen."

Sure enough, what they hear is: "We're sorry, your phone number has been disconnected."
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GCF: Going the Extra Mile

Emailed to me from another humor list (Bonehead of the Day) -Tom To subscribe to Bonehead of the Day, send a blank email to: BoneheadOfTheDayAward-subscribe@yahoogroups.com
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UK Northampton police summoned a van from 60 miles away (a 120 mile round trip) just to take a prisoner across the street because making him walk across the street would have violated his human rights.

"Mark Bailey, 35, was taken to a Crown Court but after a brief hearing sent immediately to the Magistrates' Court across the road. Police said Bailey could not be walked across the street in handcuffs because it would breach his human rights - so a van was scrambled from 60 miles away for the 30 second journey."

"Brian Binley, Conservative MP for Northampton South, said: `I've never heard such nonsense. Why we should have to suffer such ludicrous incompetence, and pay for it, is beyond me.' "

The Daily Telegraph (UK) 06-Jun-08
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GCF: Honest Lawyer

Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Hank) -Tom
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An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel. So she began interviewing young lawyers.

"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question."

She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an *honest* lawyer?"

"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me $150,000 for my education and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case."

"Impressive ... and what sort of case was that?"

The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, "He sued me for the money."
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GCF: Fast-Food

Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Milly) -Tom
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A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."

The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."
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GCF: Charitable Lawyer

Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Steve) -Tom
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Mr. Wilson was the chairman of the United Way, which had never received a donation from the most successful lawyer in town. He called on the attorney in an attempt to make him mend his ways. "Our research shows that you made a profit of over $600,000 last year, and yet you have not given a dime to the community charities! What do you have to say for yourself?"

The lawyer replied, "Do you know that my mother is dying of a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income? Do you know about my brother, the disabled veteran, who is blind and in a wheelchair? Do you know about my sister, whose husband died in a traffic accident, leaving her with three children?"

The charity solicitor admitted that he had no knowledge of any of this. "Well, since I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
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GCF: Missing Newspaper

Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Bud) -Tom
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The irate customer, calling the newspaper offices, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.

"Ma'am," said the employee, "Today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until Sunday."

There was quite a pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition.

"So that's why no one was in church today."
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Sometimes I think you have to march right in
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Why Yawning Is Contagious: You yawn to equalize
the pressure on your eardrums. This pressure change
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A married couple, in their early 60s, was celebrating their 32nd wedding Anniversary at a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny beautiful Fairy appeared on their table. She said: 'For being such an exemplary married couple and especially for being so thoughtful and loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

'Oh, said the wife, I want to travel around the World with my darling husband'

The fairy waved her magic wand ; and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner and Ten Thousand Dollars appeared in her hands.

Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a minute and said: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. So I'm going with my mind and not my Heart '.
' I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'

The wife and the Fairy were shocked and disappointed.

But a wish is a wish. So, the Fairy waved her magic wand, and - Poof! - the husband became 92 years old.

The Moral of the story:
Men who are ungrateful should remember - fairies are female.

Thanks to Waneta
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Another "Oldie But Goodie" from Waneta
Only in Texas my friends... Only in Texas .... Too bad......

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Houston , Texas. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy' s expense.

The deputy says,' License and registration, please.'

'What for?' says the lawyer.

The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

'You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License and registration, please.'

The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

'The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law License and registration, please!' the Deputy says.

Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the daylights out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'
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I believe the democrats have suddenly developed a keen sense of morality. John Edwards has been banned from making a speech at the democratic convention for having an affair and lying about it.
In his place Bill Clinton will be speaking.
What am I missing?????

Thanks to Daphne Roberts
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Live simply,
Love generously,
Care deeply,
Speak kindly....
Leave the rest to God

The Wheat
She called all of her Democrat neighbors together and said, 'If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant it?'
'Not I,' said the cow.
'Not I,' said the duck.
'Not I,' said the pig.
'Not I,' said the goose.
'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen, and so she did. The wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain.
'Who will help me reap my wheat?' asked the little red hen.
'Not I,' said the duck..
'Out of my classification,' said the pig.
'I'd lose my seniority,' said the cow.
'I'd lose my unemployment compensation,' said the goose.
'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen, and so she did.
At last it came time to bake the bread.
'Who will help me bake the bread?' asked the little red hen.
'That would be overtime for me,' said the cow.
'I'd lose my welfare benefits,' said the duck.
'I'm a dropout and never learned how,' said the pig.
'If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination,' said the goose.
'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen.
She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see. They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share. But the little red hen said, 'No, I shall eat all five loaves.'
'Excess profits!' cried the cow. (Nancy Pelosi)
'Capitalist leech!' screamed the duck. (Barbara Boxer)
'I demand equal rights!' yelled the goose. (Jesse Jackson)
The pig just grunted in disdain. (Ted Kennedy)
And they all painted 'Unfair!' picket signs and marched around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.
Then the farmer (Obama) came. He said to the little red hen, 'You must not be so greedy.'
'But I earned the bread,' said the little red hen.
'Exactly,' said Barack the farmer. 'That is what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle.'
And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and clucked, 'I am grateful, for now I truly understand.'
But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked bread because she joined the 'party' and got her bread free. And all the Democrats smiled. 'Fairness' had been established.
Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed; perhaps no one cared...so long as there was free bread that 'the rich' were paying for.

EPILOGUE

Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.
Hillary got $8 million for hers.
That's $20 million for the memories from two people, who for eight years, repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.

IS THIS A GREAT BARNYARD OR WHAT?

Thanks to David Lamb
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Why mothers take Prozac!

A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Mom' . With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...... Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,
Your Son Jon

P. S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.
I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.

Thanks to E. Daphne Roberts
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WHY I’VE DECIDED TO VOTE DEMOCRATIC

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, they’ll come over here, and I don't want to have any guns in the house to shoot them with.
I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
Makes you wonder why anyone would EVER vote Republican, now doesn't it?

Thanks to Daphne Roberts
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I was feeling really depressed last night so I called Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan. When I told them I felt suicidal, they got really excited and asked me if I could drive a truck!
Thanks to David Lamb
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TOP 8 MORONS OF 2008

1.. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? - - AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.

2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS. - - Police in Oakland , CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting , ' Please come out and give yourself up.'

3. WHAT WAS PLAN B??? - - An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.

4. THE GETAWAY! - - A man walked into a Topeka , Kansas Kwik Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small , so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.

5. DID I SAY THAT??? - - Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: 'Give me all your money or I'll shoot', the man shouted, 'that's not what I said!'

6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING??? - - A man spoke frantically into the phone: 'My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart'. 'Is this her first child?' the doctor asked. 'No!' the man shouted, 'This is her husband!'

7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED! - - In Modesto , CA , Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun. Unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. (hellooooooo)!

8. THE GRAND FINALE!!! - - Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, CA, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat, going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power they applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted into a nearby marina, thinking someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.
NOW REMEMBER...THIS IS TRUE.
Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer!

"They hold elections in November because it's the best time for picking out a turkey.”

Thanks to Gary Foreman
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Questions About the 2010 Olympics

Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics, people all over the world are asking questions. Believe it or not, these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. (Frightening, isn't it?)

Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.

Q: Will I be able to see polar bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto--can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only four thousand miles. Take lots of water.

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed beaver. (Italy)
A: Let's not touch this one.

Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton, and Halifax? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your north...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is north in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here, and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)
A: No, WE don't stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you sell it in Canada? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA)
A: Only at Thanksgiving.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA)
A: It's called a moose. It is tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to it. You can scare it off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

Received from Brian.

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You Might Be a New Englander if...

Forget Rednecks ... here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New Englanders...

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in New England.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in New England.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in New England.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in New England.

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of New York City for the weekend, you live in New England.

If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in New England.

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in New England.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New England.

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in New England.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in New England.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in New England.

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph, you're going 80, and everybody is passing you, you live in New England.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in New England.

If you know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in New England.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in New England.

If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly," you live in New England.

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your New England friends, you live in New England.

Received from Peggy Buss.

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Ancient Telephone Networks

After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, English scientists dug to a depth of 20 meters, and shortly after, headlines in the English newspapers read: "English archaeologists have found traces of 200-year-old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the Scots."

One week later, "The Kerrymen," a southwest Irish newsletter, reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 meters in peat bog near Tralee, Paddy O'Droll, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Paddy has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Ireland had already gone wireless."

Received from Paula Sanning.

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Would You Be Scared?

I was trying to get my seventh-grade history class to understand how the Indians must have felt when they first encountered the Spanish explorers. "How would you feel," I asked, "if someone showed up on your doorstep who looked very different, spoke a strange language and wore unusual clothes? Wouldn't you be a bit scared?"

"Nah," one boy answered, "I'd just figure it was my sister's date."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.

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Alcohol

A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol.

He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.

"All right, son," asked the father, "what does that show you?"

"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.

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Friendly Argument

During a friendly argument, my husband asked me why I married him in the first place. "I was just stupid," I teased. When he said he was happy to hear that, I requested an explanation.

"People get divorced all the time because they fall out of love," he said. "But I've never heard of anybody falling out of stupid."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.

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Summary of My Last Year on the Computer

I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about poison in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing.

Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.

I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.

I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

Because of your concern, I no longer drink Coca-Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer can buy gasoline without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl into my back seat when I'm pumping gas.

I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face, disfiguring me for life.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be nicked with a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.

I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.

I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.

Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites me.

And thanks to your great advice, I can't ever pick up $5.00 in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.

I can no longer drive my car because I can't buy gas from certain gas companies!

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00PM this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician...

Have a wonderful day....

Oh, by the way.....A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their email with their hand on the mouse.

Don't bother taking it off now; it's too late.

Received from February.

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Big Mouth

A man called 911 and said, "Someone come quick! My wife fell asleep on the couch with her mouth open and a mouse ran down her throat!"

The operator replied, "Calm down, sir. Wave a piece of cheese over her mouth and maybe the mouse will come out. An ambulance is on the way."

When the ambulance arrived, the EMT found the man waving a fish over his wife's mouth.

"What on earth are you doing?" exclaimed the EMT. "Didn't the 911 operator tell you to wave a piece of cheese over your wife's mouth?"

"Yes," the man replied. "But I gotta get the cat out first."

Received from Jim Neugent.

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Mis-Step

I recall a time when my son was about 18 months old. I had him strapped into a backpack and was rushing to catch the bus. Apparently I mis-stepped and fell down an entire flight of stairs (13 to be exact). I was bruised and bleeding and had torn my jeans ... but my main concern was, naturally, for my child.

My fears were alleviated, though, when from behind me I heard a gleeful giggle followed by, "Again!"

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.

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Big Bite

During dinner the father said to his son, "Mike if I see you take another bite like that you will leave the table."

After swallowing that mouth full the son said, "Pop, another bite like that I will be finished!"

Received from Kenneth Thomas.

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Madeleine Begun Kane Latest Columns - - http://www.madkane.com/madness/2008/01/13/is-black-the-new-teflon/ - - Is Black The New Teflon?
The impression I’ve been getting lately is that every barb and criticism aimed at Obama is almost bound to be characterized as racist by Obama surrogates.

Isn’t there something wrong when a candidate (or commentator) has to fear the racism card each time he/she says something negative about a black candidate? Something that would be just fine to say about a white one?

And shouldn’t Obama be required to meet criticisms on the merits? Everyone else is … or certainly should be. Not only does this better serve the voters, but it also helps candidates prepare for the general election.

By cloaking himself in a coat of black Teflon, Obama belittles genuine racial grievances and stifles real debate. He even demeans himself.

And now, a limerick:

Is Black The New Teflon?
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Obama’s campaign has an ace:
It’s a joker, that card they call race.
Every Hill-team critique
Draws their racism-pique.
Can’t attack him: He’s black! That’s their case.

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"Don't strive for recognition, but work for achievement." -- Vanessa Malone
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Vote for God....NBC poll.

Here's your chance to let the media know where the people stand on our faith in God, as a nation. NBC is taking a poll on 'In God We Trust' to stay on our American currency. Please send this to every Christian you know so they can vote on this important subject. Please do it right away, before NBC takes this off the web page. Poll is still open so you can vote. [http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10103521/ ]

Thanks to Vanessa Malone
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'Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don't have that problem' -- Ronald Reagan

'If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under.' Also by.. Ronald Reagan

One last thought for the day:

In case we find ourselves starting to
believe all the Anti-American sentiment and negativity, we should remember
England 's Prime Minister Tony Blair's words during a recent interview. When
asked by one of his Parliament members why he believes so much in America ,
he said: 'A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many
want in.. And how many want out.'

The last thing, by the way, that we should do is to elect as President of the United States, someone who claims to love America yet, WILL NOT salute the flag, WILL NOT pledge allegiance to our flag, and sat in a church listening to a 'pastor' that HATES America! Are you Freakin' kidding me?

Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:
1. Jesus Christ
2. The American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

Thanks to Anne Oldham
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TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.
Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.
As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags.
Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.
We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we weren't overweight because,
WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!
We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.
No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.
We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.
We did not have Playstations, Nitendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVD's, no surround-sound or CD's, no cell phones, no personal computer! s, no Internet or chat rooms.......
WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!
We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.
We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.
We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and, although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes.
We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!
Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!
These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!
The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.
We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!
If YOU are one of them...CONGRATULATIONS!
You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives for our own good.
While you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave (and lucky) their parents were.
Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?!

The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:

'With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?'
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Twelve scientists from
specialty chemical maker Albemarle Corporation (NYSE: ALB) and ExxonMobil Research and Engineering Company (NYSE: XOM) were honored by the American Chemical Society (ACS) in a special ceremony Sunday night as "Heroes of Chemistry" for their work in the development of NEBULA(R) catalyst, a unique and more environmentally sustainable catalyst for the production of cleaner diesel fuels.

The 2008 Heroes of Chemistry honored in Philadelphia during the 236th National Meeting of the ACS, the world's largest scientific society, were:

-- Ir. Rinus Cerfontain, Ph.D.; Sonja Eijsbouts, Ph.D.; Ir. Hans HomanFree, M.S.c.; Bob Leliveld, Ph.D.; Ing. Bob Oogjen; and Frans Plantenga, Ph.D., of Albemarle.

-- Michael Kerby, Ph.D.; Ernie Lewis, Ph.D.; Stephen McCarthy; Sabato Miseo; Kenneth Riley, Ph.D., and Stuart Soled, Ph.D., of ExxonMobil.

Albemarle President, CEO and Chairman Mark Rohr said, "We in the chemical industry are in the business of improving lives through innovation, and the NEBULA catalyst development program is a prime example of what is best about our trade. These practicing scientists from different organizations have spent years working together and overcoming technical and economic obstacles to bring a unique and important invention not only to life, but also to global, commercial success. Their work has helped Albemarle and its customers meet the rising global call for cleaner energy solutions."

NEBULA catalyst is a breakthrough hydroprocessing catalyst that is two to three times as active as previous generation catalysts, allowing refiners to achieve the stringent low sulfur levels required for cleaner-burning, ultra-low-sulfur diesel (ULSD) fuels, some of the world's most in-demand fuels, without adding capital expense.
Refiners around the world have saved tens of millions of dollars over the last 10 years by using NEBULA catalyst in their existing high-pressure ULSD units instead of buying, installing, operating and maintaining new units that would otherwise have been needed to produce diesel fuel at the required low-sulfur levels.
In addition to helping refiners produce cleaner diesel fuels, NEBULA catalyst itself is a cleaner product than previous generations because it is made with a more efficient and effective production process, and is designed to be fully recyclable and re-used at the end of its life cycle.
"We are proud of these scientists and of all of our employees who have worked with the NEBULA catalyst over the years, living out our principles of sustainability in our offices, labs and manufacturing sites across the globe," Rohr said. "We are honored by ACS to be a part of this award."
The ACS Heroes of Chemistry program recognizes industrial chemical scientists whose work in various fields of chemistry and chemical engineering has led to the successful innovation and development of commercial, chemistry-based products that improve human welfare.
Albemarle Corporation, headquartered in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, is a leading global developer, manufacturer and marketer of highly engineered specialty chemicals for consumer electronics; petroleum and petrochemical processing; transportation and industrial products; pharmaceuticals; agricultural products; and construction and packaging materials. The Company operates in three business segments -- Polymer Additives, Catalysts and Fine Chemicals -- and serves customers in approximately 100 countries. Learn more about Albemarle at www.albemarle.com.
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Six -year-old Brandon decided one Saturday morning to fix his parents pancakes. He found a big bowl and spoon, pulled a chair to the counter, opened the cupboard and pulled out the heavy flour canister, spilling it on the floor.

He scooped some of t he flour into the bowl with his hands, mixed in most of a cup of milk and added some sugar, leaving a floury trail on the floor which by now had a few tracks left by his kitten.

Brandon was covered with flour and getting frustrated. He wanted this to be something very good for Mom and Dad, but it was getting very bad.

He didn't know what to do next, whether to put it all into the oven or on the stove and he didn't know how the stove worked! Suddenly, he saw his kitten licking from the bowl of mix and reached to push her away, knocking the egg carton to the floor. Frantically, he tried to clean up this monumental mess but slipped on the eggs, getting his pajamas white and sticky.

And just then he saw Dad standing at the door. Big crocodile tears welled up in Brandon 's eyes. All he'd wanted to do was something good, but he'd made a terrible mess. He was sure a scolding was coming, maybe even a spanking. But his father just watched him.

Then, walking through the mess, he picked up his crying son, hugged him and loved him, getting his own pajamas white and sticky in the process!

That's how God deals with us. We try to do something good in life, but it turns into a mess. Our marriage gets all sticky or we insult a friend, or we can't stand our job, or our health goes sour.

Sometimes we just stand there in tears because we can't think of anything else to do. That's when God picks us up and loves us and forgives us, even though some of our mess gets all over Him.

But just because we might mess up, we can't stop trying to 'make pancakes' for God or for others. Sooner or later we'll get it right, and then they'll be glad we tried...

I was thinking and I wondered if I had any wounds needing to be healed, friendships that need rekindling or three words needing to be said. Sometimes, 'I love you' can heal & bless! Remind every one of your friends that you love them. Even if you think they don't love you back, you would be amazed at what those three little words, a smile, and a reminder like this can do.

Thanks to Ann Oldham
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Absolutely amazing! - - Beauty of Math!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it? And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321

Now, take a look at this... 101%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint: What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been in situations where someone wants you to GIVE OVER 100%. How about ACHIEVING 101%?
What equals 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then If:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And:

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But:

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:

L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D
12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

Thanks to David Lamb
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| Safety from the Heart |
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August 21, 2008
Today's Message is from Justin Amato (a Pasadena Albemarle employee).
Cooking Safety - Cookin' with Alcohol

Nothing tastes better than a meal you've cooked yourself. I know it’s 'summertime' and outdoor grilling safety is on everyone's mind, but that doesn't mean you need to neglect safety when preparing the common meal. Particularly if you plan on cooking with alcohol. Wines, cognacs, brandies, and other spirits, can all be used to add a lot of flavor to an otherwise simple dish.
This weekend I was preparing a meal which required me to add a large amount of wine halfway through the sauté. Rather than adding the wine straight to the pan, I followed a few safety guidelines, which I pass on to you:
Never add alcoholic ingredients to a hot pan over an open flame!
Turn off the burner first, then add your spirit.
Wait for the vapor to dissipate, then re-ignite the burner.
Always keep a properly charged fire extinguisher in the kitchen.
Always think about what you're cooking on your stove top - that "steam" you're producing can carry volatilized fats, oils, alcohols, and other potential fuels for a flame. If you ever think things are getting out of hand, turn off the burners. Your eyebrows will thank you.
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| Safety from the Heart |
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August 20, 2008
Highway safety officials urge drivers to exercise caution as school year begins

With many schools across Louisiana opening this month, the Louisiana Highway Safety Commission is reminding drivers to take special safety precautions as child pedestrians, school zone speed limits and school buses reintroduce themselves to morning and afternoon traffic.
“Schools are opening their doors all across the state, which means you’ll see children walking, school buses making frequent stops, and more cars on the road as parents drive children to and from school,” said Lt. Col. John LeBlanc, executive director of the Louisiana Highway Safety Commission. “It’s important that motorists understand and obey traffic laws to make school days safer for children and adults alike.”
Many children across the state travel to and from school via school buses, which make frequent stops to pick up and drop off students. Motorists are required to stop at least 30 feet away from a school bus that has stopped to load or unload children. Stopping is required by law whether you are meeting the bus from the opposite direction or traveling behind it.
However, motorists are not required to stop when a school bus is stopped in opposite lanes on a roadway separated by a ditch, grassy median, elevated concrete barrier or any obstacle that prevents traffic from driving thereon.
“A bus that has stopped to unload or pick up students will extend its stop arm and activate its flashing red lights,” LeBlanc said. “Failing to yield when a bus extends its stop arm not only endangers the lives of children exiting the bus, but can result in costly fines.”
Drivers must take other safety precautions during the school year, such as slowing down and obeying the posted speed limit in school zones. All motorists should also be alert and watch for students, who may dart into the street without looking.
Additionally, carpool drivers are responsible for making sure all children are in their age-appropriate seats and that all restraints and seat belts are correctly fastened. Children who have outgrown safety or booster seats should be seated in the rear seats of the vehicle with seat belts properly fastened. Louisiana law requires all children ages 13 and under to be restrained in an appropriate child safety seat.
The Louisiana Highway Safety Commission also recommends parents and guardians keep their children safe by teaching them these good habits:
- When waiting for the school bus, line up away from the street as the bus approaches.
- After entering the bus, find a seat and remain seated until the bus comes to a complete stop.
- When exiting the bus, always stop at the curb and wait for a signal from the bus driver before crossing the street.
Children who walk or ride bicycles to school should be taught to look left, right and left again before crossing the street, to cross only at designated crossings, and to never dart out into traffic or enter the road from between parked cars. Young cyclists should always wear helmets, which are required by law for riders ages 12 and under.
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August 19, 2008
Don't Assume the Other Driver Sees You
Today's Message is from Bob Nelson (a Pasadena Albemarle employee).

On my drive to work Thursday of last week, I was passed by a fellow employee. We were travelling west on 225; both were within the posted speed. He passed on my left and signaled a right turn to enter my lane leaving plenty of room between us.
This, so far, sounds like a "perfect pass." However.......at this same time, I was also being passed on my right. Once again, the passer was within the posted speed and he signaled a left turn to enter my lane leaving plenty of room between us. The resulting action by both of the passing cars narrowly avoided contact.
Seeing this example made me realize, once again, the value of defensive driving. When driving on roads that have 4 and more lanes in the same direction, we must be aware of traffic movement in a "bubble" around us. That is, traffic in the surrounding 360 degrees. Look left, right, ahead and behind when changing lanes....AND...don't assume the other driver sees you.
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August 15, 2008
Drive Safely and Defensively
Today's Message is from Jerry Runk (a Pasadena Albemarle employee).
There isn't a day that goes by that I don't see someone do something really dangerous behind the wheel of a car or truck. Whether it's running a red light, running into another lane because the driver is distracted by the cell phone conversation they are engaged in, or whipping around to the right because they don't want to slow down and wait for someone turning left.
This morning I was nearly broad-sided by someone pulling out on Red Bluff. They looked right, but they didn't look left, which was the direction I was coming from. Luckily, I noticed he was apparently in a hurry, and took my foot off the accelerator for a moment. There are many more examples of unsafe acts on the road that I've witnessed, and I'm sure you have as well.
It seems like nearly all my messages in this forum involve driving safety and driving defensively. Let me leave you with this. Every year approximately 40,000 people lose their lives in the US in traffic accidents. Those are better odds than winning the Lottery. You can decrease those odds substantially and not "win" the traffic accident sweepstakes...
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August 14, 2008
Today's Message is from Doug Thompson (a Pasadena Albemarle employee).
Autism Emergency Network
Saves Children's Lives • Saves Time • Free to all

Has your child with Autism ever wandered off? How many have you heard about who have? How many have been tasered by police because they're adult size and no one knew they had Autism or some other communication/neurological disability? There is a solution.
The Autism. Emergency Network database will consist of one page profiles with the individual's information like physical description and their likes and dislikes, address & phone number available to police in your area. Also a trained team of parents in your area who are familiar with your child, who will help locate or calm your child when confronted with these and like situations.
We are training the police in the community about Autism and how to use the secure online database to quickly find and return those who have wandered or were lost. We are also training them how to interact and avoid confrontations with Autistic persons. It's free to the community and free to the parents. We're supported solely by donations. We need more parents, teachers and police to get involved.
Save a child's life. Help fund this effort and raise $10,000 to finish our custom secure online database.
Call to enroll your child or to get involved 281.635.3723
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August 11, 2008
How Much Water
Today's Safety From the Heart message was submitted by Pam Kemp.
WISTV aired this information from Health Experts.

How much water should we consume during a day to prevent dehydration?

Health experts say:
Take your body weight and divide it by 2
This is the amount of ozs. a day of water you should be consuming in order not to dehydrate.
Example: 160 pounds divided by 2 = 80 lbs divided by 12 oz bottle = 6 1/2 bottles a day (even more if you are outside in extreme heat)
(Adjust if you are drinking a different oz bottle or glass)
Even if you don't actually feel thirsty, drink the recommended amount every day....your body needs it to function properly.
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MEMORY TEST! This is NOT a pushover test. There are 20 questions. Average score is 12. This one will be difficult for the younger set. Have fun, but no peeking! Good luck youngsters.

1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways?
A. Flintstones vitamins
B. The Buttmaster
C. Spaghetti
D. Wonder Bread
E. Orange Juice
F. Milk
G. Cod Liver Oil

2. Before he was Muhammed Ali, he was...
A. Sugar Ray Robinson
B. Roy Orbison
C. Gene Autry
D. Rudolph Valentino
E. Fabian
F. Mickey Mantle
G.. Cassius Clay

3. Pogo, the comic strip character said, 'We have met the enemy and...
A. It's you
B. He is us
C. It's the Grinch
D. He wasn't home
E. He's really me an
F. We quit
G. He surrendered

4. Good night David.
A. Good nigh Chet
B. Sleep well
C. Good night Irene
D. Good night Gracie
E. See you later alligator
F. Until tomorrow
G. Good night Steve

5. You'll wonder where the yellow went...
A. When you use Tide
B. When you lose your crayons
C. When you clean your tub
D. If you paint the room blue
E. If you buy a soft water tank
F. When you use Lady Clairol
G. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent

6.. Before he was the Skipper's Little Buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie's friend....
A. Stuart Whitman
B. Randolph Scott
C. Steve Reeves
D. Maynard G. Krebbs
E. Corky B. Dork
F. Dave the Whale
G. Zippy Zoo

7. Liar, liar...
A. You're a liar
B. Your nose is growing
C. Pants on fire
D. Join the choir
E. Jump up higher
F. On the wire
G.. I'm telling Mom

8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and...
A. Wheaties
B. Lois Lane
C.. TV ratings
D. World peace
E. Red tights
F. The American way
G. News headlines

9. Hey kids! What time is it?
A. It's time for Yogi Bear
B. It's time to do your homework
C. It's Howdy Doody Time
D. It's Time for Romper Room
E. It's bedtime
F. The Mighty Mouse Hour
G. Scoopy Doo Time

10. Lions and tigers and bears...
A. Yikes
B.. Oh no
C. Gee whiz
D. I'm scared
E. Oh my
F. Help! Help!
G. Let's run

11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone...
A. Over 40
B. Wearing a uniform
C. Carrying a briefcase
D. Over 30
E. You don't know
F. Who says, 'Trust me'
G. Who eats tofu

12. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing women's stockings...
A. Troy Aikman
B. Kenny Stabler
C. Joe Namath
D. Roger Stauback
E. Joe Montana
F. Steve Young
G. John Elway

13. Brylcream...
A. Smear it on
B. You'll smell great
C. Tame that cowlick
D. Grease ball heaven
E. It's a dream
F. We're your team
G. A little dab'll do ya

14. I found my thrill...
A. In Blueberry muffins
B. With my man, Bill
C. Down at the mill
D. Over the windowsill
E. With thyme and dill
F. Too late to enjoy
G. On Blueberry Hill

15. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by...
A. Clark Gable
B.. Mary Martin
C. Doris Day
D. Errol Flynn
E. Sally Fields
F. Jim Carey
G. Jay Leno

16. Name the Beatles...
A. John, Steve, George, Ringo
B. John, Paul, George, Roscoe
C.. John, Paul, Stacey, Ringo
D. Jay, Paul, George, Ringo
E. Lewis, Peter, George, Ringo
F. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel
G. John, Paul, George, Ringo

17. I wonder, wonder, who..
A. Who ate the leftovers?
B. Who did the laundry?
C. Was it you?
D.. Who wrote the book of love?
E. Who I am?
F. Passed the test?
G. Knocked on the door?

18. I'm strong to the finish...
A. Cause I eats my broccoli
B. Cause I eats me spinach
C. Cause I lift weights
D. Cause I'm the hero
E. And don't you forget it
F. Cause Olive Oyl loves me
G. To outlast Bruto

19. When it's least expected, you're elected, you're the star today...
A. Smile, you're on Candid Camera
B. Smile, you're on Star Search
C. Smile, you won the lottery
D. Smile, we're watching you
E. Smile, the world sees you
F. Smile, you're a hit
G. Smile, you're on TV

20. What do M & M's do?
A. Make your tummy happy
B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket
C. Make you fat
D. Melt your heart
E. Make you popular
F. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand
G. Come in colors

Here are the correct answers:
1. D - Wonder Bread
2. G - Cassius Clay
3. B - He Is Us
4. A - Good night, Chet
5. G - When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
6. D - Maynard G. Krebbs
7. C - Pants On Fir e
8. F - The American Way
9 . C - It's Howdy Doody Time
10. E - Oh My
11. D - Over 30
12. C - Joe Namath
13. G - A little dab'll do ya
14. G - On Blueberry Hill
15. B - Mary Martin
16. G - John, Paul, George, Ringo
17. D - Who wrote the book of Love
18. B - Cause I eats me spinach
19. A - Smile, you're on Candid Camera
20. F - Melt In Your Mouth Not In Your Hand

Thanks to David Lamb
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The Pump Handle. A water cooler for the public health crowd.

Here are links to items posted on The Pump Handle over the past week:

** "Basics: the death certificate" by revere A look at how death certificates are completed and used by researchers shows how epidemiology works. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/08/15/basics-the-death-certificate/

** "Scientists Tell Chao to Scrap Risk-Assessment Rule" by Liz Borkowski A group of 80 scientists and occupational health experts urges the Labor Secretary to withdraw a proposed risk-assessment rule that would make it harder for OSHA and MSHA to protect workers from hazards. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/08/14/scientists-tell-chao-to-scrap-risk-assessment-rule/

** "Pesticides, Salmon, and Endangered Species Consultations" by Liz Borkowski A case involving several pesticides' effects on salmon demonstrates the importance of consultation under the Endangered Species Act – the very aspect of the ESA that the Bush Administration wants to slash. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/08/13/pesticides-salmon-and-endangered-species-consultation/

** "Occupational Health News Roundup" by Liz Borkowski A new study finds that veterans returning from Iraq and Afghanistan have high rates of alcohol abuse; plans for a Delhi incinerator worry waste pickers; and hospitals are taking steps to address outbursts by surgeons. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/08/13/occupational-health-news-roundup-77/

** "Secretary Chao's favorite excuse: 'the deliberative process'" by Celeste Monforton The Department of Labor responded to a Congressional request for information about a new proposed risk-assessment rule refers five times to the "deliberative process" as a reason for refusing to disclose information related to the outside contractors involved in its development. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/08/12/secretary-chaos-favorite-excuse-the-deliberative-process/

** "Weakening Endangered Species Protection" by Liz Borkowski The Bush Administration wants to make it easier for federal agencies to get around the Endangered Species Act. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/08/12/weakening-endangered-species-protection/

** "Recipe for Contaminated Meat" by Liz Borkowski The recall of certain beef products sold at Whole Foods highlights issues with USDA's practices. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/08/12/recipe-for-contaminated-meat/

** "Anthrax is in the News, But Which Bacteria Should We Fear?" by Liz Borkowski The focus on bioterrorism risks underpreparing for bacterial problems that threaten thousands. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/08/11/anthrax-is-in-the-news/

** "Friday Blog Roundup" by Liz Borkowski Bloggers report on the International AIDS Conference, an EPA Science Advisory Board recommendation on asbestos, and a study that suggests a way to avoid some adverse events from approved drugs. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/08/08/friday-blog-roundup-87/

"How Product Defense Hurts Workers" by Liz Borkowski Hazards magazine, a UK-based publication dedicated to occupational health, has just published a piece by David Michaels about how product defense tactics harm workers. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/08/22/how-product-defense-hurts-workers/

"Behind the Latest Worker Fatality Figures" by Liz Borkowski Fewer workers died in 2007 than in any other year in recent memory, but only some of that decline in fatalities can be attributed to government action. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/08/21/behind-the-latest-worker-fatality-figures/

"World Water Week: Doing More with Less" by Liz Borkowski It's World Water Week, and as officials meet in Stockholm to discuss getting adequate water and sanitation to the world's population, state and local governments in the U.S. have to address the realization that the water arrangements they've relied on for decades are no longer sufficient. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/08/21/world-water-week-2/

"Good and Bad News on Bush Administration and the Environment" by Liz Borkowski A federal appeals court has struck down a 2006 EPA rule that prohibited state and local governments from strengthening efforts to monitor pollution from power plants, factories, and refineries; meanwhile, the administration wants to elevate a senior aide who's described as being "naturally and philosophically opposed to regulation" to a top position at the Department of Energy. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/08/20/good-and-bad-news-on-bush-administration-and-the-environment/

"Occupational Health News Roundup" by Liz Borkowski While DC bus drivers are getting healthier seats, some New York drivers are suing companies that manufacture diesel bus engines; plus, there's news on children mining gold in West Africa, immigrant farmworker health in California; and the development of a "no-fit-test" respirator. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/08/20/occupational-health-news-roundup-78/

"Doing too Little to Save the Bees" by Liz Borkowski Even though colony collapse disorder threatens billions of dollars in of U.S. agricultural output, EPA and USDA seem reluctant to pursue action that might help bees survive. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/08/19/doing-too-little-to-save-the-bees/

"Fall protection, fall protection, fall protection!" by Christina Morgan A look at recent news stories demonstrates that debilitating and deadly workplace falls are all too common – even though proper fall protection saves lives. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/08/19/fall-protection/

"Washington Post Decries 'A Toxic Proposal'" by Liz Borkowski The Washington Post editorial page weighs in on the Department of Labor's attempt to erect more hurdles to worker protection. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/08/18/washington-post-decries-a-toxic-proposal/

"Friday Blog Roundup" by Liz Borkowski Bloggers have a lot to say about the Bush Administration's proposed new rules for the Endangered Species Act; they also cover federal efforts to address water shortages, hospitals' reductions in services for the poor, and what global health leadership entails. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/08/15/friday-blog-roundup-88/

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Weekly Toll - - http://weeklytoll.blogspot.com/
Death In The Workplace w/News & Updates
John Donne - ...any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
A partial list of workplace fatalities.

Friday, August 22, 2008
A Peek Inside; American Pie

I haven't had much time to work on the blog and hopefully that will soon change but I ran across an article...

One was "Day the hope died: Honoring the memory of Crandall Canyon rescuers
Family, friends mark anniversary, recall details of the doomed effort."

God the first thought reading these headlines was has it really been a year. Then showing my age here I thought of "American Pie".

The Crandall Mine catastrophe, what does it bring to mind for me? Miners, Rescuers, Banners, Churches, Tears, Pain, Explosions, Silence, banners, faces in the dark and I could go on and on. The families are still and probably will be; for some time working toward making things better for American miners .

Earlier this month one of the MSHA hearings were held here in Lexington, KY.

I thought since the families were going to be in town I would ask them over for lunch. Usually trips to these sorts are unpaid and many times it is draining to testify. I felt it would be nice for families to be able to relax before a long trip home again and I was in the position to make possible, so needless to say we ate well. I had the pleasure of meeting a few of the families after the hearing.

We had a nice lunch...(and that is not a comp on my own cooking but the members who was able to attend) Paul Ledford (Kentucky Darby Disaster survivor), Tony Oppegard (many of the miner and mining families attorney), Tracy North (daughter of Paris Thomas Jr), Tilda Thomas (wife of Paris Thomas Jr), Kenny Johnson (a former miner and union official), Wes Addington and Steve Sanders (Appalachian Law Center).

It really wasn't enough time to get to know them all, because my home isn't all that big so I had to split them up into two rooms but they were all so inspiring. I was a little misplaced when I met them all because they were so quiet, so opposite of me but they were all genuine and down to earth.

Paul has PTSD and still manages to find the strength to say what he needs to say and no one can understand real life in the mines better than him. A big guy, sweet as he can be and I did see a nervous grin once in a while. I imagine Paul feels to an extent that no one can really relate and men tend to keep pain locked up. Most feel this is because men feel this is a sign of weakness but I personally feel it is more in line with why a rape victim keeps it inside. It is easier to let the scab heel over then brake it and clean it and there is always guilt involved. Not that any is warranted but all the same it is still there.

Tilda and Tracy were great also, we talked bought how big a pain in the butt our dogs were, but you have to love them. Tilda is a cute little thing that married her high school sweet heart, I forget how long they were married but she out did me and I have been for 24 years. Tracy she is outgoing and had some beautiful toe headed boys. Tracy is still emotional when she speaks about it all and missed her father’s relationship. We spoke a little about it but I feel it has more to do with our makeup than anything else, heck I still get emotional and still have times when I am hit in the face with the fact I really did lose my brother, will never see him again and wish he could have went instantly instead of enduring so much pain. It is just a trait of us dreamers.

Kenny was very polite, good at speaking his mind and he is a coffee drinker (my kind of guy). A good strong cup of coffee just makes the day. Kenny has been sick but he seemed to have pretty good spirits. Some of the toughest people I know have endured one tragic event after another in life. I always call these people snake charmers because they build an immunity to life's toxins. That isn't to say it doesn't take a toll but it is a step in dealing with the next bite.

These work places have a clue what they do while creating a dangerously cheap work environment. It angers and hurts, I feel like a mother and instead of comforting I should be protecting. What do you do? I really don't have the answer except for keep doing what I am doing be there when needed and gain awareness.

But I do know it takes a village and this one has a few tough cookies involved besides the families.

Tony, well he just amazes me. An attorney who not only cares but puts his money where his mouth is. It really is a passion with Tony. I have never really seen an attorney work so hard to keep his clients in tune and in touch. He keeps them together and works for the greater good as well as his clients. We need more like him to put me out of business.

Wes seemed awfully young (or maybe I am just getting awfully old) to be doing what he is but he is very knowledgeable and had a few things to say. He dissected the proposed rules and questioned anything that was or could be an issue. I may be wrong but I see him as a perfectionist, he leaves no stone unturned and when he comes up with the answers don't bother questioning it.

Steve, well he is just one of those people you wish you could be more like. Steve's voice carries well, he's so calm and laid back. Steve is the kind of guy you need around for tense situations. Everyone would listen just because his voice hypnotizes and he's collected enough to make sense. I bet Steve and Wes make a great team!

I really have no doubt that things will change and for the better. One day this group will be able to look into The Children of the Mines eyes and enlighten them as to how things used to be, what it took to bring their fathers and grandfathers home, the blood; the tears and the day the music died for a piece of that American pie.

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NEVER FORGET! We're listing the names of our soldiers killed weekly. These records can be found at http://www.defenselink.mil/releases/

01. Master Sgt. Danny E. Maybin, 47, of Columbia, S.C, died Aug. 7 at Camp Arifjan, Kuwait, as the result of a non-combat related incident. He was assigned to Headquarters, U.S. Forces Command, Fort McPherson, Ga.

02. Petty Officer Second Class Anthony M. Carbullido, 25, of Agat, Guam, died Aug. 8, in Sangatesh, Afghanistan, from injuries suffered when his convoy vehicle hit an improvised explosive device. He was assigned to the Naval Hospital Corps School in Great Lakes, Ill.

03. Sgt. Jose E. Ulloa, 23, of New York, N.Y., died Aug. 9 in Sadr City, Iraq, of wounds suffered when his vehicle encountered an improvised explosive device Aug. 8 in Sadr City. He was assigned to the 515th Transportation Company, 28th Transportation Battalion, Mannheim, Germany.

04. Sgt. Kenneth B. Gibson, 25, of Christiansburg, Va., died of wounds suffered Aug. 10 in Tarmiyah, Iraq, when an improvised explosive device detonated near his position during dismounted operations. He was assigned to the 1st Battalion, 14th Infantry Regiment, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 25th Infantry Division, Schofield Barracks, Hawaii.

05. Pfc. John A. Mattox, 23, of Daingerfield, Texas, died Aug. 10 at Forward Operating Base Bostick, Afghanistan, from injuries sustained in a non-combat related incident. He was assigned to the 6th Squadron, 4th Cavalry, 3rd Brigade Combat Team, 1st Infantry Division, Fort Hood, Texas.

06. The Department of Defense announced today the deaths of two Marines who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

The following Marines died Aug. 7 while supporting combat operations in Anbar province, Iraq:
07. Cpl. Adam T. McKiski, 21, of Cherry Valley, Ill.
08. Cpl. Stewart S. Trejo, 25, of Whitefish, Mont.
The Marines were assigned to the 1st Maintenance Battalion, 1st Marine Logistics Group, I Marine Expeditionary Force, Camp Pendleton, Calif.

09. Sgt. Michael H. Ferschke Jr., 22, of Maryville, Tenn., died Aug. 10 while supporting combat operations in Salah ad Din province, Iraq. He was assigned to 3rd Reconnaissance Battalion, 3rd Marine Division, III Marine Expeditionary Force, Okinawa, Japan.

10. Cpl. James M. Hale, 23, of Naperville, Ill., died Aug. 13 in Baghdad, Iraq, of wounds suffered when his vehicle encountered an improvised explosive device. He was assigned to the 978th Military Police Company, Fort Bliss, Texas.

11. Pfc. Daniel A. C. McGuire, 19, of Mashpee, Mass., died Aug. 14 while supporting combat operations in Anbar province, Iraq. He was assigned to 3rd Battalion, 6th Marine Regiment, 2nd Marine Division, II Marine Expeditionary Force, Camp Lejeune, N.C.
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01. Lance Cpl. Jacob J. Toves, 27, of Grover Beach, Calif., died Aug. 14 while supporting combat operations in Helmand province, Afghanistan. He was assigned to the 3rd Combat Engineer Battalion, 1st Marine Division, I Marine Expeditionary Force, Twentynine Palms, Calif.

The Department of Defense announced the deaths of two Marines who were supporting Operation Enduring Freedom. The following Marines died Aug. 14 while supporting combat operations in Helmand province, Afghanistan:
02. Cpl. Anthony G. Mihalo, 23, of Naperville, Ill.
03. Lance Cpl. Juan Lopez-Castaneda, 19, of Mesa, Ariz.

The Marines were assigned to the 2nd Battalion, 7th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Division, I Marine Expeditionary Force, Twentynine Palms, Calif.

04. Staff Sgt. Kristopher D. Rodgers, 29, of Sturgis, Mich., died Aug. 16 in Korengal, Afghanistan, when an improvised explosive device detonated near his vehicle. He was assigned to the 1st Battalion, 26th Infantry Regiment, 3rd Brigade Combat Team, 1st Infantry Division, Fort Hood, Texas.

05. Pvt. Janelle F. King, 23, of Merced, Calif., died Aug. 14 in Baghdad, Iraq, of injuries suffered in a non-combat related incident. She was assigned to the 115th Combat Support Hospital, Fort Polk, La.

The Department of Defense announced the death of two soldiers who were supporting Operation Enduring Freedom. They died Aug. 15 in Wardak Province, Afghanistan, when their vehicle struck an improvised explosive device and then received small arms and rocket-propelled grenade fire. Killed were:
06. 1st Lt. Donald C. Carwile, 29, of Oxford, Miss., and
07. Pfc. Paul E. Conlon Jr., 21, of Somerville, Mass.
The soldiers were assigned to the 1st Battalion, 506th Infantry Regiment, 4th Brigade Combat Team, 101st Airborne Division (Air Assault), Fort Campbell, Ky.

08. Pfc. Jonathon L. Luscher, 20, of Scranton, Pa., died Aug. 17 at Forward Operating Base Mehtar Lam, Afghanistan, of injuries sustained in a non-combat related incident. He was assigned to the 1st Battalion, 109th Infantry, Pennsylvania Army National Guard, Scranton, Pa.

09. Lance Cpl. Travis M. Stottlemyer, 20, of Hatfield, Pa., died Aug. 17 as a result of a non-hostile incident in Manama, Bahrain. He was assigned to the 3rd Fleet Antiterrorism Security Team Company, Marine Corps Security Forces, Norfolk, Va.

10. Sgt. Nickolas Lee Hopper, 27, of Montrose, Ill., died Sept. 8, 2007 from wounds received while supporting combat operations in Anbar province, Iraq, on June 20, 2005. Hopper’s final autopsy concluded his death was a result of wounds received in Iraq; however, Hopper was not previously identified as an OIF casualty. He was assigned to the 2nd Low Altitude Air Defense Battalion, Marine Air Control Group-28, 2nd Marine Aircraft Wing, II Marine Expeditionary Force, Cherry Point, N.C.

11. Sgt. 1st Class George Stanciel, 40, of Greenwood, Miss., died Aug. 19 at Forward Operating Base Gary Owen, Iraq, of wounds suffered when the base came under mortar attack. He was assigned to the 370th Engineer Company, 54th Engineer Battalion, 18th Engineer Brigade, Bamberg, Germany.

12. Sgt. 1st Class David J. Todd Jr., 36, of Marrero, La., died Aug. 20 in Bala Morghab, Afghanistan, of wounds suffered when his unit was attacked by enemy forces using small arms fire. He was assigned to the Afghan Regional Security Integration Command-West, Herat, Afghanistan.
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Missing WWII Pilot Is Identified

The Department of Defense POW/Missing Personnel Office (DPMO) announced today that the remains of a U.S. serviceman, missing from World War II, have been identified and will be returned to his family for burial with full military honors.

He is 2nd Lt. Howard C. Enoch Jr., U.S. Army Air Forces, of Marion, Ky. He will be buried on Sep. 22 in Arlington National Cemetery near Washington, D.C.

Representatives from the Army met with Enoch’s next-of-kin to explain the recovery and identification process and to coordinate interment with military honors on behalf of the Secretary of the Army.

On March 19, 1945, Enoch was the pilot of a P-51D Mustang that crashed while engaging enemy aircraft about 20 miles east of Leipzig, near the village of Doberschütz, Germany. His remains were not recovered at the time, and Soviet occupation of eastern Germany precluded his recovery immediately after the war.

In 2004, a team from the Joint POW/MIA Accounting Command (JPAC) surveyed a possible P-51 crash site near Doberschütz. The team found aircraft wreckage. In 2006, another JPAC team excavated the site and recovered human remains and aircraft wreckage.

Among other forensic identification tools and circumstantial evidence, scientists from JPAC and the Armed Forces DNA Identification Laboratory also used mitochondrial DNA in the identification of Enoch’s remains.

For additional information on the Defense Department’s mission to account for missing Americans, visit the DPMO Web site at http://www.dtic.mil/dpmo or call (703) 699-1420.
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Please remember to pray for the American soldiers stationed everywhere around the globe and especially in Iraq and Afghanistan. Times have been and are very tough and it would be nice if you would all just say a prayer for their safety and for their families.
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"September 11 WDYTJWD" W. P. Florence
Justice first, then peace."
"September 11" Never forget.--Tony Moses
"ONE NATION UNDER GOD ...the only way"--Phillip Story
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself." -- Franklin D. Roosevelt
"Keeping my head down but face toward Heaven" - - Jody Eldred, ABC News Cameraman in Kuwait
"Remember Pearl Harbor? Remember 9/11!" --"Bug"
Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity. - - George Carlin
"Stop telling God how big your storm is. Instead, tell the storm how big your God is!" - - Queen E. Watson
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Activities and Events of Interest - - Coming Events
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Albemarle Fall Golf Tournament is Scheduled for Sept 20th.
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Scheduled Activities
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CQ CQ all Hams. We have restarted a 2 meter net on the Willisville repeater, 146.655, every Tuesday evening at 7 PM. Please check in and spread the word. We would like to get some renewed interest in amateur radio and the ARKLA Amateur Radio Association. Will be listening for everyone next Tuesday night.
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Columbia County Amateur Radio Club meets Every second Thursday @ 7:00 p.m. Union Street Station. And YOU'RE invited. Net is every Sunday at 20:30 on 147.105.
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MCC - Mom's Day Out - Every Tuesday and Thursday from 9 to 2.$10 for the first child, $5 for the second. Call 234-3225 for reservations.
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MCC - Nursing Home Ministry - Meadowbrook Every Tuesday from 10 to 11 am. Taylor, the last Thursday each month.
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Men's Prayer Breakfast held every Tuesday morning at 6 AM in Miller's Cafeteria. If you aren't a regular participant at the Men's Prayer Breakfast, you're missing some great food, fellowship and inspired teaching of the Word. Hope to see you there.
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Emergency Phone Number 911
(Fire, Police, Ambulance, Sheriff, etc. )
Central Dispatch 234-5655
(Non - Emergency Number)
Direct Numbers
Ambulance - 234-7371 (24 Hour)
Jail - 234-5331 (24 Hour)
Poison Control - 800-222-1222 (24 Hour)
http://www. aapcc. org/
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Interested in getting in touch with the Banner-News through e-mail?
E-mail addresses for communicating with the newspaper’s various departments are: news@bannernews.net For news and sports items, Coming Events, Diary, Church News, school and civic events.
advertising@bannernews. net For retail and classified advertising.
circulation@bannernews. net To start, stop or cancel newspaper delivery or for comments about delivery.
outfitters @bannernews.net For Office Outfitters, the office supply division of the Banner-News.
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"There is not enough darkness in the world to put out the light of one candle."
"Laugh whenever you can and cry if you need to." -- "Bug"
"I read the end of the book. We win!" -- "Bug"
"We may not be able to cure the world, but we don't have to make it sicker." -- "Bug"
"There just ain't enough fingers for all the holes in the dike." - - "Bug"
"It's no big deal doing what God tells you to do. A big deal would be NOT doing what God tells you to do. Just ask Jonah." - - Paul Troquille
"A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in ... and how many want out." - - Tony Blair
"Information is the currency of democracy." - Jefferson
“Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est.” Knowledge is power. - Francis Bacon
"The problem is here and now. The time for talk is past. The time for action is now."
Comments on the first Earth Day - James F. McClellan via "Fuzzy" Thurman
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Hope you enjoy the newsletter.
Again, thanks to all our contributors this week.

God bless and GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!
Psa 119:41-42 Psa 95:6-9 Luke 8:11 1 Sam 1:13-16 Psa 27:1-3 Psa 22:1-5 Psa 19:1-4a Acts 7:42-43 Ezek 28:16-18 Psa 55:20-22 http://www.e-min.org/
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